Browsing Archive: September, 2012

Calentura: Ignite the Stage!

Posted by Rudy Stantz on Tuesday, September 25, 2012,
I'll be performing at Baruch College for Latin History Month's final event, Calentura: Ignite the Stage! There will be a bunch of talnted acts including my comedy set. Suggested donation for this event is $5 which will be donated to ASPIRA

For more information CLICK HERE!



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"When I Turned Two" Out Now!

Posted by Rudy Stantz on Tuesday, September 18, 2012,
Download my comedy ep, "When I Turned Two" for free! Every download includes a hidden bonus track! CLICK HERE!


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One Step Closer to the Orgasmatron

Posted by Rudy Stantz on Friday, September 14, 2012,
Remember that movie Demolition Man? Of course you do, because it starred Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Why wouldn't you watch that movie? Especially since it came out in the 1990's when it was all about action movies. It also starred Sandra Bullock. When she was hot. And before she started making shitty, meaningful movies like The Blind Side.

You know who cares about Oscars? Actors. Actors who are awarded by actors who were chosen to win by actors. You think the people buying tickets a...
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The Difference Between Doggies and Babies

Posted by Rudy Stantz on Tuesday, September 4, 2012,
Nothing. 

With the exception of tails, which are optional in some cases (works both ways), there is nothing different between a baby and a dog. Let me explain.

 



I know what you are thinking, obviously the first one is the a dog and the second is a baby. Wrong. The second one is a dog and the first one is a baby. 

Now, back to business. This idea came to me when I was helping my brother-in-law lay down carpet so that Gio, my brother-in-law's son (my nephew - pictured above), wouldn't hurt himsel...
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"When I Turned Two" Album Art Revealed!

Posted by Rudy Stantz on Tuesday, September 4, 2012,
My first ever comedy EP "When I Turned Two" will be out Sept. 18th for free! It will include a bonus track with every download! This album was recorded at my 2 years of comedy at Eastville Comedy Club in New York City. Here is the Album cover!



Listen to track 5, "Brother's Ticket" from the album HERE!

 
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What I hate more than traffic...

Posted by Rudy Stantz on Saturday, September 1, 2012,
People who cause traffic. 

I was driving to the supermarket in my neighborhood and there was a protest going on fighting against a homeless shelter that is being built in the area. Now, I don't have a problem with protesters. I mean who doesn't like a good military styled chant. And if you want to waste a weekend protesting, go ahead. That's just less people crowding malls, restaurants, movie theaters, and any other indoor activities people like to do on beautiful Saturday afternoons. What I d...
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